Eerie Revival: I Broke the Eerie Creatures' Spirits

Su Xiaobai: "Bro, my stomach hurts. How about I take a dump while you talk?"

Chatterbox Ghost: You want me to watch you take a dump while chatting with you? What kind of person would even say something like that?

Su Xiaobai: "Bro, your wife is cheating, and I'm sleeping with someone else's wife. Let's share notes. That's called an equivalent exchange!"

Rainy Night Butcher: Sharing the fun is better than enjoying it alone? You little bastard, my wife got stolen, and you're sleeping with someone else's wife. How is that an equivalent exchange?

Su Xiaobai: "Sis, could you make me some clothes? A shroud, yes, one for me to wear. It'd be best if you made it from your own skin."

Midnight Tailor: "**************." Packed with mother-related curses

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.