In the Dream of the Red Chamber: The Heroines Are Acting Strange

Lin Daiyu: "Third Brother, hurry and come up onto the kang!"

Xue Baochai: "Brother Cong, if you come and ** with Sister Lin, she won't get jealous, will she?"

The three You sisters: "Should we call you our brother-in-law, or our sister-in-law?"

Jia Yingchun: "My little brother belongs to me alone!"

Wang Xifeng: "Uncle~ Then what am I supposed to be~..."

Madam Wang, Madam Xing, Aunt Xue, Li Wan, Tanchun, Xichun, Xing?yan, Shi Xiangyun... Jia Lian?

Jia Cong: "Wait, forget everyone else! What are you supposed to be, Second Brother Lian?"

Jia Lian: "Oh, stop it!~ I've told you so many times~ Call me Second Lady~!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.