Oh No! I Offended the Heavenly Way and Got Turned into a Dog!

A fortune-teller said that Ren Tianxing would be bestowed with the yellow robe at the age of twenty, with great platters of meat and fish at every meal.

Now Ren Tianxing is already twenty-five. All he can say about the fortune-teller's prediction is that it was damn accurate.

The imperial robe turned out to be a yellow delivery uniform, and the meat and fish belonged to other people. He could only look, not eat.

At last, his long-suppressed emotions erupted after his girlfriend left him and his beloved electric scooter was impounded.

Ren Tianxing pointed at the sky and cursed, "Heaven, are you messing with me? If there's a next life, I never want to be human again. I'd rather be someone else's pet dog!"

Then a golden bolt of lightning struck, ending Ren Tianxing's brief and sinful life.

When Ren Tianxing opened his eyes again, well, he really had become a dog.

And not just any dog: he was Nuclear Egghead, the husky belonging to Jinghai's goddess, Luo Shiyin!

From then on, Ren Tianxing changed his name to Nuclear Egghead, decided to lie flat, and enjoyed life as an internet-famous husky!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.