NBA: Titanium-Alloy Physique, an Enhanced Fat Tiger

Shen Lang transmigrated back to 2009 and got an enhanced version of Fat Tiger's talent from the start.

Teaming up with elementary schooler Stephen Curry, he led underdog Davidson College on a wild run to the championship.

He had "titanium alloy knees" stronger than prime Shaq's, along with "titanium alloy kidneys" and stamina more terrifying than Wilt Chamberlain's. His body could take more punishment than Michael Jordan's or LeBron James's... Most outrageous of all, he had Curry's and Kevin Durant's shooting, Magic Johnson's passing, and Kyrie Irving's uncanny ball-handling.

From then on, a nimble big man who shattered backboards, blew out sneakers, crushed basketballs, and was unstoppable on the court, soaring through the air and dominating the ground, swept through the NBA.

Shaq: "I was the most dominant center. Shen Lang is the most dominant all-around genius."

LeBron James: "I'm the chosen one of basketball. Shen Lang is God playing basketball."

The Kardashian sisters: "We're the NBA's best defensive lineup, but we can't stop the madman Shen Lang."

Taylor Swift: "Shen Lang is the strongest beast. He's the inspiration behind every one of my hit songs."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.