A Girl's Dormitory Sells Cucumbers, and It's Become a Hit All over the Internet

Zhang Ming traveled through the parallel world, became a street kid, and awakened to the god-level trading system. What? God level transaction? Zhang Ming rubbed his hands, feeling a little excited: Let me introduce in detail. "Today's system task starts: live broadcast downstairs in the girls' dormitory, selling one hundred kilograms of cucumbers, the higher the income, the higher the reward." Zhang Ming: "???" "It has been detected that someone is robbing a bank with a razor blade in front of you. Please start a live broadcast and sell toy guns to them." "It has been detected that someone in the square has confessed his love. After the confession is successful, please sell him a small umbrella. The smaller the size, the higher the reward." "It has been detected that there are will-o'-the-wisp boys on the highway, racing wildly along the way. Please sell them a three-piece funeral set." Well, Zhang Ming can accept these death-defying tasks, until one day—— "It was detected that Yingjiang was working as an oil thief in Camel territory and asked the host to trade crude oil with water." ... Netizens stared at Zhang Ming as he saw successful transactions again and again: "Good guy, others lose money when selling goods, but this guy pays for his life when selling goods." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.