You Won't Let Me Graduate? I Make an Immortal Pill, and the Dean Breaks Down

Meng Fan, a graduate of the pharmaceutical sciences program at Sanben University, is worried about finding a job after graduation when he accidentally discovers he can decipher the alchemy techniques in an encyclopedia of ancient immortal pill recipes.

One-turn Berserk Bull Pill: adds the strength of nine bulls! Two-turn Giant Elephant Pill: adds the strength of nine elephants! Three-turn Tiger's Roar Pill...

After that, he goes on to decipher all kinds of legendary pills said to grant cultivation and the power to destroy heaven and earth.

Energy-Gathering Goldstone Pill, Energy Burst Pill, Astral Energy-Channeling Pill...

Xiao Fan, my daughter Shanshan's standards got higher after she became an assistant to celebrity Reba. She thinks that apart from being handsome, you have no degree and no fame, so she's not interested in you.

Dean: Nonsense! Immortal pills don't exist! If you keep using them as a gimmick to fool people, I'll make sure you don't graduate!

It isn't until an email titled "Hello, I can make immortal pills. Could you let me into the graduate program?" catches the attention of the authorities that the whole nation of Zheng is thrown into turmoil!

Experts from the security bureau, the military, and academia all rush to the scene!

Reba: Shanshan, I remember Meng Fan was the blind date you turned down. If you don't want him, set me up with him.

The dean breaks down in tears: Meng Fan, I'm sorry. I was old-fashioned, and I deeply regret it...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.