Streamer, Stop Messing Around! You’re Going to Break the Country

Ye Tian inherited the One-Way-To-Wealth Civilian Technology Company his grandfather left behind. Going it alone, he started livestreaming sales to benefit the world!

A drone that flies at twenty times the speed of sound! A freeze grenade that can instantly freeze a hundred meters of space! A plasma-powered, magnetic levitation automatic vegetable-chopping marvel!

The Americans were scared out of their wits! The Bear Country was drenched in blood!

The whole world was stunned!

To keep the world from descending into panic,

various Chinese government departments rushed out to help the streamer "debunk the rumors"!

Military: A freeze grenade? It's just freezing technology that One-Way-To-Wealth Civilian Technology Company developed so people could enjoy iced cola in summer! How could it possibly be a weapon of war?

Foreign Affairs: So what if the drone flies faster than sound? It's not a fighter jet! The Americans say they can't intercept it? That just means your military is weak!

Civilian Technology: It's just a drone! It only flies a bit fast. What's the problem?

Then Ye Tian developed an interstellar travel portal for ordinary people, and the various Chinese government departments finally couldn't keep a straight face!

How could interstellar teleportation possibly count as civilian technology!

So they all fell to their knees and begged Ye Tian!

"I'm begging you, stop making stuff! China can't take any more of this!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.