NBA: A Superstar? I’m Just a Slacker!

Jordan: If Lin can get enough playing time, I think he's a lot like me!

Kobe: Lin is a true genius, but unfortunately, he always runs into accidents.

LeBron James: Lin is one of the players I'd most like to team up with! You know what I mean! Just like when I went to Miami!

Fan: Why does Lin always fall while taking a shower at home?

Or break a vase while doing chores and cut his hand?

Or twist his ankle on the treadmill?

Lin Weier, the model tank commander of the NBA.

No one can do it like him. He's tanking,

yet he still manages to convince everyone that whenever Lin Weier takes the court, victory is guaranteed!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.