Great Ming: Old Zhu's Itching for a Scolding, Come Roast Me Online!

Jiang Ping spent three years building himself into a billionaire, gaining both fame and fortune, only to transmigrate to the Ming Dynasty. Just when he had finally managed to change his fate against all odds, he was back to square one. Damn it!

Luckily, his System awakened. As long as he angered Zhu Yuanzhang and was sentenced to death, he could go back.

He heard that Old Zhu had recently lost his son. Getting himself killed should be easy enough.

But Old Zhu showed no sign of sorrow. In fact, he seemed almost eager to be insulted.

As it turned out, Old Zhu had awakened a System too. Every time someone cursed him, he earned points, which he could use to bring his wife and children back to life.

Jiang Ping: “You avoid battle while Japanese pirates run rampant. The emperor's a coward!”

Courtier: “Nice.”

Everyone was already preparing to buy Jiang Ping a coffin, but then...

Ding! Points increased.

Old Zhu: “Well said! Reward him with a thousand taels of silver!”

Courtier: “???”

Jiang Ping: “You're incompetent and foolish, stubborn and self-important!”

Courtier: “Surely he'll die this time?”

Points doubled.

Zhu Yuanzhang: “A pillar of the Ming Dynasty! You must stay by my side.”

“??!”

The courtier was dumbfounded, his brain unresponsive...

Jiang Ping was at his wit's end. Why was it so hard to die?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.