Transformed into a Heartbreaking Star, I Make Five Male Escorts Cry with My Singing

After breaking up with a female star, Gu Ran drowns his sorrows at a KTV.

Then he transmigrates into the body of a female talent agent, Gu Yiyi.

Ding!

System binding complete. Obtained a soul-crushing singing voice.

Next, Gu Yiyi sings "Cola" and sends a male escort straight into a breakdown.

Male Escort No. 22: "Stop singing! Put down the mic and watch me smash you with a beer bottle!"

Male Escort No. 55: "Please, put down the mic and watch me battle a steel wool scrubber with my tongue! I'm going to cry myself to death!"

As it happens, a cool and beautiful female CEO and the entertainment director are passing by. After hearing her sing, they are stunned and invite Gu Yiyi onto their show.

Before the performance:

Xue Zhiqian: "Have you won any awards?"

Gu Yiyi: "Does making five male escorts cry count?"

The audience bursts into laughter. "Did the production team hire you to liven things up?"

Hua Chenyu: "I've never had any expectations for your songs!"

Gu Yiyi: "Expectations for what? For me to perform a ritual by going 'Ah'?"

The audience ends up looking forward to the Great Mage even more, precisely because they weren't expecting anything from her.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.