Showbiz: I’ve Renounced Love and Desire, Yet I’m on a Celebrity Dating Show

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Hao becomes an amateur contestant on a celebrity dating show.

He binds himself to the Abstinence System.

As long as he keeps pulling painfully straight-guy stunts during the show, he'll earn generous rewards.

At the grand introduction,

Li Hao wears a long gown and cloth shoes, standing with his back to everyone:

"I grasp the sun and moon and pluck the stars. No one in this world can compare to me!"

He swings the wine gourd at his waist:

"Waiter, bring me some wine!"

The celestial beauty, Reba, Yang Mi, Zhang Tian'ai, Qin Lan, and Zhu Zhu: six gorgeous actresses with every shape and style, all choose Li Hao as the male guest who makes their hearts flutter.

What?! Li Hao is a little flustered.

But it's fine. He's not good at making women like him, but he's exceptionally gifted at making them lose interest.

A romantic trip? He books a hard seat on a slow train for 21 hours and sleeps the whole way with his head on the celestial beauty's shoulder. How's that for a performance?

A heart-fluttering meal? A whole-pig feast, a banquet of bugs, a country-style outdoor feast... When they're done, how about trying a pit toilet?

Charm time? Butchering a pig with one hand, slaughtering an ox while warming wine, hammering molten iron bare-chested... How much rougher do I have to get?

The whole internet is stunned!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.