I Had Diarrhea in the Elevator, Then Used a Lifetime of Acting Skills to Frame Yang Mi

After transmigrating, Su Xuanqing becomes a minor celebrity in a parallel world and gains the "As Long As I'm Not Embarrassed, Everyone Else Is" System.

The more people he embarrasses, the greater the rewards.

"Let your phone ring in the library with the opening song from P Station, then look for a cute girl who shares your interests. Go up and ask to borrow a... conversation."

"Take your pet to a pet shop and ask the staff to give you a bath."

"Go on a date with your dream girl, then launch a full-scale attack at a traffic light."

Gradually, Su Xuanqing thinks the System has reached its limit, but then...

"Throw a lavish wedding for your son's pet cockroach, Little Qiang. No banquet unless the gifts total at least a million."

"Take a dump in the elevator and frame Yang Mi."

"Soak your feet at an awards ceremony and wash Liu Yifei's feet."

"Go onstage to accept an award and slap the host."

"You're supposed to interview a guest, but you drive them off the internet."

"Have explosive diarrhea in the elevator after eating Eight-Treasure Congee, then blame your boss, Yang Mi."

Viewers: "After watching the streamer, I think this world is still way too conservative."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.