I Only Bought a Pack of Tissues, How Did I Become a Simp?

Mu Nian transmigrates to a parallel world, where he happens to run into a fairy buying tissues on a secondhand marketplace.

In the spirit of frugality, Mu Nian suggests they split a pack.

But the fairy mistakes him for a simp, and even though each pack of tissues costs only 90 cents, she wants to pay just 4.7 yuan for six packs.

What am I, your father or your mother, that I should spoil you like this?

He immediately returns the tissues.

And just then: "Ding! Host, you perfectly match the requirements of this Supreme Frugality System. Binding in progress..."

You want to apologize? The counselor is going to pressure me?

Heh. They'll all be on their knees, singing "Conquer."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.