I Told You to Buy a Burial Shroud, Not Try It On!

Su Fan is a small-time streamer who gets a System that pays him whenever he takes on challenges from the comments section.

A viewer comments: "I heard it's bad luck to buy funeral goods from a funeral shop at midnight. Streamer, do you dare go?"

Su Fan gets right on it.

At midnight, he goes to a funeral shop to buy burial items.

Viewers: "This streamer is the real deal."

Challenge completed: reward of 10,000 yuan.

But then Su Fan buys a shroud, too.

Viewers: "You've got guts, streamer!"

Double-or-nothing challenge: another 20,000 yuan.

Then Su Fan suddenly picks up the shroud, puts it on, and asks the shopkeeper if it fits!

The shopkeeper turns deathly pale. "Y-You're going to wear it?"

Extreme challenge: another 100,000 yuan!

The whole internet erupts: "We told you to buy burial items! Who told you to try on a shroud?!"

As it turns out, that comment was posted by Dai Mei using her secret identity!

Su Fan becomes an internet sensation!

He takes Zhou Jie to a jewelry store, pretends to make a run for it, circles around, then comes back.

He takes Dai Mei to explore the morgue of an abandoned hospital late at night, then pretends to suddenly faint.

He goes to see a fortune-teller and insists that every prediction is wrong, no matter what the master says...

The whole internet says: "Other people take on comments' challenges. He turns the comments into a spectacle!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.