Road-Tripping Around Konoha, Kaguya Revives to Hunt Me Down

"As a descendant of the Uchiha, I may have awakened the Mangekyo Sharingan, but I have no desire to get involved in the conflicts among the Five Great Nations, nor do I care about the ambitions of the Akatsuki. I just want to travel the world in a carriage, watching the clouds drift and listening to flowers bloom and fall... So please don't get the wrong idea. I'm really just a country recluse who loves good food, beautiful scenery, and peace."

Uchiha Qianhuan offered this explanation as the Allied Shinobi Forces and the Akatsuki joined forces to hunt him down.

Third Hokage: "So that's why you peed on Hokage Rock and wrote 'I was here'?"

Fourth Raikage: "So that's why you chopped off one of the Eight-Tails' feet to make grilled octopus?"

Obito Uchiha: "So that's why you sealed my eyes, to stop your food from being stolen from your alternate dimension?"

Kaguya Otsutsuki: "So that's why you brought me back to life???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.