Are You Kidding Me? All My Students Are Nonhuman!

So what if I failed the college entrance exam? I'll just open my own university and recruit students, then slack off**.

Su Chen unlocks the Strongest Dean System after failing the college entrance exam. From the start, he gets a huge manor to use as a university, but then he's told to recruit some very unusual students.

Succubus: I just wanted to play mahjong, but now he's making a demon who's lived for hundreds of years go to college.

Zombie Girl: I took a nap, and he beat me up. Then he told me to go to college and become a zombie who contributes to society.

Stitched Girl: Su Chen, you wouldn't want the other students to find out what you did to me, would you?

I thought it was already outrageous enough that Su Chen was a **, but his students turned out to be even more outrageous.

"**, there's a problem! The Godzilla raised by the spirit beast department watched a movie and ran off to Sakura Country."

"It's just a little island. Let Godzilla play around for a while. It'll come back."

"**, there's a problem! Zhang Qiling and the other two from the archaeology department have gone tomb-raiding again."

"It's just a tomb. Let it count as their graduation project. The experts will dig it up in the end anyway."

"But they raided your family's ancestral tomb!"