Xuanhuan: Bound to the Sect's Geniuses, I Lie Flat

Zhang Qian dies suddenly after pulling an all-nighter at work, then transmigrates to a fantasy world. He is fortunate enough to be selected to train at a cultivation sect. He thinks he can finally live freely and without a care, but who knew the cultivation world would be even more cutthroat than his old workplace?

Luckily, he activates the Lie Flat Cultivation System. It lets him bind talented people to cultivate in his place, and every time he binds a genius, he receives an extra reward.

Bind an unparalleled Sword Immortal, and receive the Perfect Fishing Dao, plus Supreme Sword Bones!

Bind a reincarnated female emperor, and receive the Perfect Painting Dao, plus a Legendary Sacred Weapon!

Bind an Innate Dao Body, and receive the Perfect Calligraphy Dao, plus Imperishable Sacred Blood!

With a single fishing rod, he catches every rare treasure in the world.

In a single scroll, he reveals countless wondrous arts.

A single sheet of calligraphy holds an endless resonance with the Dao.

Years later, an extraordinary demon wreaks havoc among mortals, unleashing boundless slaughter.

Zhang Qian blearily opens his eyes. "Who's disturbing my peace?"

A golden character falls from the sky, and all the chaos instantly subsides.

The mighty figures: "That man has finally made his move!"

The geniuses: "And you still claim you don't cultivate? How could you be this invincible if you didn't?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.