This Is a Variety Show Livestream, Not Your Family Graveyard

Rookie entertainment star Rebaby joins a variety-show livestream, only to find that someone only she can see has appeared at the venue.

The person says to her, "I have just one little request: burn a few things for me."

An absurd scene unfolds as Rebaby starts burning joss paper at the show, right in front of the entire nation.

"Rebaby, what are you doing? Do you think this is a graveyard?" the director roars.

"What? The viewership is skyrocketing? Well, then, no problem! Rebaby, keep burning. Burn a lot more."

But Rebaby is having a hard time.

"Xiang Hong, didn't you say you had just one little request? Why do you keep asking for more?"

"You want ink made from qilin blood, paper made from dragon skin, a phoenix feather for a brush tip, a pen shaft made from immortal bones, and a celestial child to draw spirit money for you."

"Where am I supposed to find all that?"

Things get more and more ridiculous.

The show is not only burning joss paper, but all sorts of Taoist priests are starting to show up, too.

Old Heavenly Master: "Legend has it the first spirit money in the underworld was drawn using these very materials..."

"What is he really trying to do?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.