As Long as I'm Fast Enough, Even Immortals Can't Jump!

An Tu Sheng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a social daredevil livestream System.

He gets rewards for completing all kinds of ridiculous livestream missions issued by the System.

He livestreams himself cosplaying as Naruto and meeting a female online friend, then shouts in the middle of the street, "Sasuke, I found you!"

The female online friend: "Damn, people usually get disappointed when they meet in person. I just got publicly humiliated!"

He livestreams a honeypot scam experience, but as soon as the door opens, he walks right back out.

An Tu Sheng: "Heh heh heh. If I'm fast enough, the fairy can't jump me."

"Hire a private detective to follow you, then turn around and follow him."

Private detective: "That guy's counter-surveillance skills are too good. I'm out. Something's moving in my closet."

"Open a hot pot restaurant next to a popular hot pot joint and make everything one yuan cheaper."

Internet celebrity: "Holy crap, are you a descendant of the Chef God?"

"Livestream introducing your girlfriend to your online-dating girlfriend."

A famous young actress and a pure-hearted female internet celebrity stare at each other, speechless.

He livestreams selling adult products at an unmanned store, recommending the largest size to every customer, no matter what size they ask for.

An Tu Sheng: "I'm practically going insane. You're all national goddesses. Find yourselves a good man and get married. There's really no room left at my place."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.