Livestream: My Vows Always Come True, and I Make Da Sima Cry

Song Yang, a gaming streamer with the worst luck, can never successfully enhance anything in DNF, always gets the guaranteed prize in every giveaway, and can never draw a pair of jokers in Dou Dizhu...

Then he suddenly binds to the Heavenly Oath System. If he makes someone else swear an oath, his wish comes true!

From the start, he plays Goose Goose Duck, driving a small streamer to a breakdown and even making Da Sima cry.

While livestreaming Dou Dizhu:

"I swear on my fan and fellow unlucky soul eating instant noodles without a seasoning packet: let me win with four twos and a pair of jokers!"

While enhancing equipment in DNF:

"I swear on Dai Xiaomei gaining ten pounds: let my +18 enhancement succeed!"

Dai Xiaomei, on a voice call, looks at her round belly. "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Until one day...

Song Yang: "I swear on the national fortune of Eagle Sauce..."

When someone interviews Song Yang and asks him the secret to his success,

he smiles faintly. "Nothing is impossible, as long as you dare to swear!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.