To Save My Simp Roommate, I Was Forced to Become a Scumbag

Comedy + lighthearted + healing + slice of life + corporate-level insight + life mentor

After returning from summer vacation, Su Haochen discovers that all his roommates have become total simps!

What? She sent you "lol," so that means she's laughing with you?!

What? She said "good night," so that means she loves you?!

What? She called you an idiot, so that means she was calling you "baby"?!

Su Haochen is speechless. He can't let them carry on like this!

After all, a simp is a simp. In the end, all you get is nothing!

So, to save his simp roommates, he sacrifices himself and wins over all their goddesses...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.