Dreams of the Wilderness

Wait, what? No way, no way. I'm a 25-year-old bachelor who's been single since birth, just a regular office drone. I only read a novel, and I lost my job. Losing my job would be bad enough, but I even lost myself...

In a fictional dynasty, after 25 years of being single, I'm suddenly expected to handle a vast harem. I can't handle the stress, and my kidneys can't take the strain either.

Heavens, why make me chase girls right when my career is taking off?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.