One Piece: I Bought Roger's One Piece!

Bezel sits on a throne built from piles of gold and jewels.

"Captain! The World Government has put a bounty of over five billion beli on our first mate!"

Bezel replies calmly, "Where are those broke Marines supposed to get that kind of money? Don't worry. If they're putting a bounty on our first mate, I'll put one on their admiral. Put a bounty of 5.1 billion beli on Red Dog!"

"Captain! The Celestial Dragons want to do business with us. They want a third of the profits from trade into and out of the Grand Line."

Bezel: "Tell them to get lost. I don't do business with Celestial Dragon dogs!"

"Captain, the Four Emperors out there are fighting over the great treasure left behind by the Pirate King, the One Piece! Should we get involved?"

Bezel: "What? We have to fight over that thing? Tell the ship's accountant to buy it for me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.