Reba: You Asked Me to Warm the Room, So Why Am I Warming Your Bed?

Ye Weiyang woke up to find a stunning beauty lying on top of him.

And not just any beauty: it was the national goddess, Reba!

After a debate worthy of two children arguing over the sun, the two finally figured out what had happened:

Reba had sent a message to a friend about warming up a room, but Ye Weiyang somehow received one saying "warm the bed." When they woke up, they really had warmed each other up.

Just then, Reba was invited to host an epic transmigration livestream show. To get revenge, she sent Ye Weiyang into a time-travel machine that was still being tested, leaving him to fend for himself.

But the livestream took a turn:

Chang'e: Seventy-two transformations? Amazing...

The Seven Fairies: The Immobilizing Spell? Wait, what are you doing? The peaches are still on the tree... Holy crap... We're doomed...

The Queen of the Kingdom of Women: With Brother Weiyang here, why would I need water from the Mother-Child River?

The princesses: My prince consort is basically a master of time management...

Viewers: "I've called the police. This isn't the bus to kindergarten..."

Reba: I told you to film an on-location video, not an action movie…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.