Even His Farts Smell Like Flowers. What Nonsense!

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Sanhe freeloader Su Qingyun makes a bold claim: "Even my farts smell sweet!"

"What a load of crap..."

"This guy's a total psycho..."

"If you've got the guts, fart right here and prove it..."

Su Qingyun lets one rip on the spot. Holy crap! It really does smell sweet!

A gentle lavender scent, a faint fragrance of jasmine, a subtle hint of ambergris...

What the hell, streamer? Were you raised on perfume?

Su Qingyun: "My farts don't just smell good, they also make plants grow faster! They can cure every illness!"

Verified! It's true! It's true!

This is off the charts! The whole world is stunned into silence...

And it's not just his farts. His saliva, earwax, and dandruff are all treasures! His whole body is a gold mine!

This is just unbelievable! He's Tang Sanzang reincarnated!

Underworld big shot: "Huh? I heard there's Tang Sanzang meat to eat?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.