Wanjie Tavern: the Beginning of the Story of Shushan

Quiet pubs are for taking a nap, not noisy bars to get you high. "Want a drink?" Guest: "What do you have here?" "The blood of Goblin, the soul of slime, the forest of Nomad Sun, the ax of Joshino..." Guest: "Stop! I just want beer, not all these bells and whistles." "Sorry, we don't have red, white, yellow, or beer here." Guest: "Then... Feel free to have a drink... By the way, will it affect me from driving a Porsche?" "It doesn't affect you, but it affects your bragging." Guest: "Boy, what do you mean!" "Shake~shake~shake~ Your white quality goblin blood is ready. I wish you a happy drunkenness." When the guest took the first sip of the wine, he felt like the world was spinning. When he came back to his senses, he found that he was in an ancient forest, and several green men wearing crotch cloths and holding drumsticks and mallets were looking at him. He was surprised to find that he entered a tavern out of curiosity, ordered a drink and traveled through time! He also traveled through time and became a goblin! He wants to cry but has no tears~ … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.