You Asked Me to Run a Restaurant, Not Eat Dragons

A single message shocks the world.

Huaxia has discovered a real dragon!

Experts in paleontology and animal protection rush en masse to a restaurant serving exotic game.

Inside the restaurant.

Lin Yu sets down a platter of real dragon, a feast for the eyes and the palate:

"Sir, your dragon meat. Please enjoy."

"Silence!"

The old expert trembles with rage. "A real dragon, unseen for ten thousand years, and you just ate it?"

Lin Yu smiles apologetically. "Old sir, dragons aren't on the list of protected wildlife."

Animal protection expert: "Any animal not on the protected list can be eaten, apart from dragons."

That's good, then.

Lin Yu breathes a sigh of relief.

Then reveals the phoenix, qilin, Bai Ze, and more behind him...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.