It's All Cutting-Edge Tech and Killer Stuff, and You Call This Cultivation?

As everyone knows, cultivating immortality requires three things:

Cultivation techniques! Aptitude! Resources!

Zhang Huaimin unexpectedly obtained a cultivation System, which took care of the cultivation techniques and aptitude he needed.

However, Earth no longer had the resources required for cultivation!

Fortunately, the High-Tech Cultivation System solved that problem perfectly!

No spiritual energy? Then build an air compressor to separate it from the atmosphere!

No spirit stones? Then build a particle accelerator to bombard jade!

No energy? Then build an Ark Reactor to supply it!

No tribulation lightning? Then build a small lightning-guiding rocket to summon it artificially!

After that, at the System's urging, he began livestreaming his cultivation.

When everyone saw Zhang Huaimin's cultivation process, they were dumbfounded:

"It's all high-tech gadgets and crazy stunts, and you call that cultivating immortality?"

Only when Zhang Huaimin summoned tribulation lightning, reached the ninth turn of the Golden Core, rose into the air, spread his hands, and spoke with effortless eloquence did he say:

"As you can see, I really am cultivating immortality!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.