Three Kingdoms: My Children Are All Heavenly Geniuses! I Sleep My Way to the Throne

Su Han transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era, hoping only to lie flat and live a quiet life, free of worldly strife.

He never expected his children to be so outstanding! Every one of them has the template of a legendary historical hero!

His eldest son is Han Xin, the peerless strategist; his second son is Xiang Yu, born with double pupils; his third child, a daughter, is Zhang Liang, the sage strategist!

My kids are way too monstrous, and they insist on making me emperor!

Eldest son, the peerless strategist: "Father, I've conquered the world for you and turned it into your backyard!"

Second son, the Conqueror: "Father! Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, Zhen Mi and Diao Chan, I'll have them delivered to your bed tonight!"

At a birthday celebration, his daughter, the sage strategist, presents Himiko, Queen of Japan, as a dog-slave!

The rest of his children and grandchildren grin. "Father, our gifts aren't much, but we've conquered Rome for you!"

With the realm united under the Su family, Su Han watches Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao kneel on the ground, trembling, while comforting his three wives.

"Would you ladies care to share a table and a bed with me, your humble Su?"

All the ladies: "We would be delighted!" Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao are so enraged they cough up blood!

Only later, as the war drags on, do the warlords realize to their astonishment that the father of those little monsters is the most absurdly powerful of them all!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.