My Parents Go on a TV Show and Expose My Identity as a Sword Immortal

Host: "You two don't look anywhere near fifty! What health supplements do you usually take? Ginseng? Or deer antler?"

Zhang's Mom: "What kind of respectable person takes that stuff? We take the immortal pills our son gives us."

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Host: "The water at your place tastes so sweet. I feel different after drinking it. Where did you buy it? I'd like to stock up, too."

Zhang's Dad: "Heh heh heh, you can't buy this. It's immortal spring water our son brought back from Penglai."

Host: "Forgive me for asking, but where does your son work now?"

Zhang's Mom: "Work? Heh, my son is a Sword Immortal. Why would he have to work like you wage slaves? He's cultivating immortality in Penglai right now."

Zhang's Dad: "What's with that look? You don't believe me? Come on, I'll show you a fire-control technique!"

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During an interview with his parents, Zhang Huan's identity as an immortal cultivator was inadvertently revealed.

When the video aired,

the whole country was in an uproar.

At that moment,

Zhang Huan, cultivating far away in Penglai, heard his phone ring...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.