The Secret Box of the High Tang: The Whole Internet Begs Me to Stop Showing Off

Su Ye transmigrates to the Everbright City of Chang'an in a parallel world.

To his surprise, he inherits a theme park called Prosperous Tang, which is on the verge of bankruptcy.

To attract more viewers and visitors,

Su Ye creates a show called The Prosperous Tang Mystery Box.

The show takes the form of a Q&A and interacts with the audience.

Unexpectedly, Su Ye's antics leave viewers across the internet laughing themselves silly.

Su Ye: "Tell me, hero, which part of a chicken is the chicken tender?"

Guest: "The chicken's bangs!"

Su Ye: "Sir, where is Wu Zetian, the only female emperor in Huaxia, buried?"

Guest: "Huh? Where is she buried? How would I know?"

Su Ye: "How much does a pound of the pears Kong Rong gave away cost?"

Su Ye: "What prescription strength are a cobra's glasses?"

Su Ye: "What sport did Hua Tuo invent?"

Viewers all over the internet are baffled by Su Ye's questions.

And the guests answering them are modern-day masterminds, each funnier than the last.

Viewer: "Master Su Ye, please stop showing off! I'm about to laugh up everything I ate last night!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.