I'm the Misfortune Dragon! Whoever Follows Me Is Doomed!

Su Ze transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an unhatched five-clawed golden dragon.

On Zhou Shuyi's birthday, her father gives her a dragon egg as a present.

Su Ze awakens that same day, only to be told by the System that he doesn't have much time left.

In his desperation, he successfully binds himself to a misfortune System, which lets him deliver Heaven's punishment in place of the Heavenly Dao and earn rewards.

As luck would have it, while Zhou Shuyi is watching someone else's livestream, Su Ze notices that the streamer, who insults China, has reached the maximum misfortune value.

Before countless onlookers, Su Ze forces his way out of the egg and delivers Heaven's punishment in place of the Heavenly Dao!

After this incident, Su Ze becomes an absolute sensation!

"As expected of our Chinese dragon! Even its patriotism is second to none!"

"We strongly demand that the dragon start livestreaming!"

"How much does it cost to keep one? Money's no object!"

While everyone is still marveling at Su Ze's abilities, he has already sneaked off with his phone to download the international version of Douyin.

The Americans are left deep in thought as an aircraft carrier spontaneously bursts into flames.

The people of Japan watch Mount Fuji erupt in a blazing plume and all commit seppuku.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.