You Said You Were a Fake Celestial Master, So Why Did Your Palm Thunder Shock Yang Mi?

In an age when the Dao has vanished, Qin Ye just wants to be a fake Taoist priest who can coast through life. But somehow, Yang Mi, the boss herself, found out about him and insists he come down from his temple to deal with paranormal incidents.

Isn't that a death sentence?

Qin Ye flatly refuses, repeatedly emphasizing that he's only a fake Celestial Master.

But then...

He suddenly discovers that the scriptures in his temple have become real!

Study the Five Thunders Method, and he gains the Palm Thunder, unleashing thunderbolts with a wave of his hand!

Study Maoshan talismans, and he gains the All-Access Talisman, able to create ten thousand talismans with a single thought!

Study the Golden Light Mantra, and domineering golden light bursts from his body, suppressing everything for a thousand miles!

Yang Mi: You said you were a fake Celestial Master, so why are you firing Palm Thunder with a wave of your hand?

Reba: That golden light is so huge and thick! The whole film crew was scared out of their wits!

Little Zifeng: I'll never forget the regretful tears of the evil spirits in Mushroom House when Brother Qin Ye showed up with three thousand Ghost Kings.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.