I'm Gol D. Roger, Not the Godfather

Look at the mess you've made! Now people are mining all over the New World. Three hundred meters below the foundations, the ground is covered in pickaxe marks. Players from the Four Seas attack my Marine base hundreds of times every day just to get past Reverse Mountain!

The Marines haven't even had time to rebuild the walls, and they're already back with RPGs. Roger, say something!

Qian Fei, Gol D. Roger's personal attendant, lights a cigar and looks wistfully at Fleet Admiral Sengoku. "If you're speaking to me as a friend, there's nothing to discuss. But since you came in, you haven't even been willing to call me Dad."

"I don't care. I'm going to be Commander-in-Chief of the three armed forces. I can't have any stains on my record, so you clean up these pirates for me."

Heh... Well, this really is...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.