In Florida: Nobody Here Keeps Dead Weight!

At a classmate's invitation, Qin Feng went to Florida in the United States after graduating from college.

There, he learned that wherever you find a Sleeping Dragon, there must also be a Young Phoenix!

A Black guy nicknamed Xiao Hei dressed up as a cow to enter a milking contest!

An old woman in a wheelchair robbed a jewelry store with a gun held in her foot.

Unhappy with his haircut, someone snuck into the barber's house in the middle of the night and shaved his pet cat bald!

When the law stopped him from going to his neighbor's house to shave their pet bald, he went and licked their doorknob instead.

Then there was a promising young man who, after being bullied by five classmates at school,

used his good looks to date all five classmates' mothers at the same time.

Then he reported them for having relationships with minors.

Just like that, he ended up with five grown sons.

And this is only a small part of Florida.

As the saying goes, Florida has no room for idle people!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.