The Dean's Here, and You're Still Livestreaming?

Su Ye transmigrated to a parallel world and awakened the Surprise System.

Whenever he surprised someone, he earned Surprise Points that he could exchange for rewards in the System.

To earn a ton of points, he decided to start streaming.

The livestream began.

Customer service rep: "Hello, how can I help you?"

Su Ye: "Well, I wanted to ask what to do if I dropped my bank card."

Customer service rep: "Sir, we recommend reporting it lost first, then bringing the required documents to the bank to get a replacement."

Su Ye: "Can't I just pick it up?"

Customer service rep: "Uh... Sir, you'd better not. That way, you won't spill the water in your head."

Su Ye: "Do you know why I asked such a stupid question?"

Customer service rep: "Why?"

Beep, beep, beep...

"Holy crap, you call that acting normal? Are you some kind of lunatic?"

"Every move this streamer makes takes me by surprise. This is great!"

"Everyone, make way! The asylum director is here!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.