You Said He Was a Fake Buddha, So Why Is He Glaring Like a Wrathful King?

说好的假佛陀，金刚怒目咋回事儿

by Full-Time Failure (全职扑街)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Wuxia Cultivation
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

At a matchmaking event, Wu Nanbei's childhood friend exposed his identity as the fifty-sixth inheritor of the Buddhist Vajra lineage.

Wu Nanbei had meditated for years, but had never attained any kind of enlightenment, so he could only admit that he was a fake Buddha.

He had no magic and couldn't exorcise ghosts or subdue monsters.

At a critical moment, the System awakened!

Inheriting the Vajra's wrathful glare: When faced with demons, kill them all, never save them!

Inheriting the Great Might Heavenly Dragon: Such puny tricks, and you dare show off in front of a master!

Inheriting...

That day, Ye Fan emerged from the mountain, surrounded by boundless Buddhist light, his Vajra glare blazing!

Ghosts and monsters around the world trembled in fear!

The whole internet was stunned: "Bro, you said you were a fake Buddha. What's with that Vajra glare...?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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