I Wanted to Lie Flat as Cao Cao, but the System Forced Me to Choose Liu Bei

Qin Chuan transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era, planning to lie flat under Cao Cao, but accidentally activates a shady System.

Join any faction other than Liu Bei’s: a certain body part shrinks by 5 to 7 centimeters!

Join Liu Bei: receive a generous reward package!

“Wait, what? System, what do you mean by ‘a certain body part’?”

“You’ll find out after you make your choice, Host!”

Five to seven centimeters. If it’s the appendix, that wouldn’t be a big deal. But if it’s...

“What’s in the reward package?”

“You can check for yourself after you make your choice, Host!”

“What the hell?!”

“For insulting the System, your time to choose has been reduced to ten seconds! If you fail to choose before the time is up, a certain body part will shrink by 5 centimeters!”

“Ten, nine...”

It’s not every day you get to transmigrate. What’s the point if he ends up castrated?

With only two seconds left, Qin Chuan roars, “I choose Liu Bei!”

For the happiness of Diao Chan, Cai Yan, and the Qiao sisters, Qin Chuan angrily chooses Liu Bei!

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you’ve received a generous reward package!

Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you’ve received a stat bonus!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.