Me, the Malacca Bandit: Pay Up, Eagleland!

Shen Yi transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a pirate leader.

Bound to the Mad Robbery System,

when facing a target, all he has to do is shout the five words, "This is a robbery. Don't move!"

and his target will be unable to move for a certain amount of time!

And so, yachts, cargo ships, oil tankers, and warships all become Shen Yi's targets!

The Eagle can't sit still, and sends out an aircraft carrier strike group!

"Hey, is this the Rabbit? Are you buying F-35 fighter jets?"

"How many? I don't know either. They're all piled up on the aircraft carriers."

"By the way, do you want nuclear-powered aircraft carriers? If you do, I'll throw in two F-35s!"

"Don't hang up yet. One more question: do you want nuclear submarines?"

"Notice: Starting tomorrow, the Strait of Malacca will charge a toll. Get a discount when you sign up for ETC!"

The Eagle: I'll sign up first. Anyone got a problem with that?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.