I Refuse to Be a Simp, and the Heroines Throw Themselves at Me!

Chen Guobin transmigrates into a cheesy urban mash-up novel and becomes a villainous playboy.

Unwilling to be a simp or a stepping stone for the chosen one, he awakens the Slacker System. All he has to do is write down a day's worth of slacking in his diary to earn all kinds of rewards.

Month X, Day X: It's the school belle's birthday. Heh, I'm not going!

Month X, Day X: The school belle's gorgeous, no denying that, but her uniform is so ugly. She should wear black stockings under it, with the top rolled down to make a garter look. Now that would be amazing!

Month X, Day X: The school belle's mother is seriously ill. Too bad I'm not a simp, or I'd have paid for her treatment ages ago!

Even more absurdly, once Chen Qianfan stopped slacking around and simping, the heroines started throwing themselves at him.

Lin Jingshu: "Didn't you say you'd only get back together with me if I became your simp? Woof, woof!"

Liu Ruoxue: "I've already kicked Ye Fan out of the house. Don't lock the door tonight. Big Sis has something to tell you!"

Qin Yixin: "Is this what you meant by garter stockings in your diary?" She tugged up her pant leg.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.