Daming: the Empress's Pussy Is Too Tight, I Just Want to Be the County Magistrate

Ping Chen An traveled to the Ming Dynasty and became a small county magistrate. I spent seven years building my own paradise. I wanted to live a happy life as a local emperor. In the twelfth year of the Anping calendar, the Empress of the Ming Dynasty paid a private visit incognito, and accidentally entered Taoyuan County... The empress was shocked when she first entered the county! All kinds of novel things are dazzling and dizzying. "What is this diamond? It's so beautiful. Is this mirror a thing from heaven? It's so magical." "And this pack of lipstick, how come one look at it makes people want it more and more." "..." "Check... Within three quarters of an hour, I want all the information on Taoyuan County and the county magistrate. This kind of talent should not be buried." … Empress: "Peace! I'll take you to the capital." Chen Pingan: "Your Majesty, you are pushing too hard. I just want to be the county magistrate!" Empress: "Eunuch Guo, dissolve Taoyuan County and kill everyone in his family." Chen Pingan: "Your Majesty, I am willing to go to the capital." Let's see how a small county magistrate can play around with the court, ascend to the top of power in one fell swoop, and become an emperor respected by thousands of people. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.