Livestream: I Told You to Put on a Show, Not to Go Pick Up Girls at a Club

When Xia Tian opened his eyes, he discovered that he had transmigrated to Blue Star and become an entertainment streamer.

Xia Tian: Let's draw a challenge and see what today's task is.

Fans: Whoa! Convince a prostitute to go straight.

Xia Tian: Let's do it! I keep it real!

In a private room at Heaven on Earth.

Xia Tian: I believe in fairness above all. Whoever gets the answer right gets to stay.

Viewer 1: What the heck? Is this streamer crazy? He actually went to a club?

Viewer 2: Damn, this streamer is the real deal. He'll take on any job.

Fans: Propose to a stranger.

Xia Tian: Let's do it! I keep it real!

Inside a bridal shop.

Xia Tian: Actually, I've liked you for a long time. Will you marry me?

Fans: Hit on a girl and get her to help you haggle on PDD; pose as an official and bust couples at the high school gates; go to a foot bath parlor and have a masseuse rub your feet...

Xia Tian: Let's do it! I keep it real!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.