The Captain Told Me to Draw Their Fire, So I Went Up and Started Dancing

Lin Hao was an exceptional soldier in the special forces, but he was assigned to escort Taiwanese soldiers back home to promote China's reunification. This turned out to be a conspiracy between Taiwan and the Eagle Empire!

But Lin Hao isn't scared in the least.

"For China, let's fucking kill them!"

"Captain, kill who? I stole their aircraft carrier!"

"Captain, I raided their base and brought back everyone and all their technology!"

"Captain, my rank is higher than yours now!"

"Captain, what do I do? Their sniper wants to marry me, but my mom won't let me date a foreigner!"

Ding!

Congratulations, Host. You have awakened the Dance of Death System. Just wave your hands like a flower, and you'll have invincible defense.

So all I have to do is wave my hands to become invincible! Who cares if it looks flamboyant!

"Lin Hao, get up there and draw their fire!"

"Roger, Captain, but I have to wave my hands first!"

Ten years later,

"Come on, fill up the glasses. I'll tell you how your predecessor waved his hands and stole an aircraft carrier back in the day."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.