Eerie Calamity Strikes: My Profession Is Villain

My future self suddenly appeared and told me that the bizarre and the legendary Fourth Calamity would descend upon the world in three days.

He had come to this point in time to share what he knew, so I could get a head start.

And then...

After hearing my future self's story, Jiang Fengqi felt completely numb.

Because he realized that, aside from telling him how many girls had screwed him over and just how badly, his future self had no other useful information.

As for what stage of the future certain treasures would appear in, this so-called future self knew absolutely nothing...

Actually...

Instead of telling me about the future...

"Why do I keep feeling like you... this idiot version of me came here just to whine to me!"

"Damn it!"

"Can't you say something useful?"

"What the hell is the point of telling me all this? Can it change our fate?"

To that, his future self replied...

"I don't have much time left..."

"I... @%... you... @#... MB!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.