Me: Telika, the New Generation of Debt Kings

The new generation is all Ultraman, the debt king! Orb: I am the King of Debt! Zeta: I am the debt king! Taiga: I am the King of Debt! … Teliga: Why can't I borrow a debt! No, I can! Have you ever seen Ultraman making balls? Have you ever seen Ultraman release a laser and put it on his waist to gather energy and then shout "Ha Mei Ha Mei Ha"? All of this is me, Manaka Kensuru! The new generation of debt king, the king of debt kings, the king of kings is made! Borrowing debt will bring down everything, and all the little golden men and little golden cows will have to kneel down and sing conquest! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.