Wuxia Crossover: I'm a Bald Monk, but Abbess Extinction Forces Me to Return to Secular Life

"I've got a disease that will kill me if I don't show off..."

Cheng Ritian transmigrates into a world of martial arts and binds himself to a Show-Off System from the start, snatching up the heroines of all the great martial arts stories.

"Ding! Successful show-off. Acquired the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth!"

"Ding! Successful show-off. Acquired Three Thousand Thunderclaps!"

"Ding! Successful show-off. Acquired the Cauldron of the Mother Qi of All Things!"

Li Hanyi of Snowmoon City: "Yuan Zhen, will you come down the mountain with me?"

Abbess Miejue, Fang Xiangjun: "You've seen my body, so you have to marry me!"

Dongfang Bubai: "The world may say I'm peerlessly beautiful, but I only want to be the one and only in your heart."

Xiaolongnu: "Guo'er, stop looking for me. I'm afraid Yuan Zhen will get the wrong idea..."

With so many beauties around, this humble monk's knees are going weak!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.