The Chinese Immortal Friends Association Vs. the American Division and Misinformation Group

An elder flies on his sword across the ocean, only to be shot down by the enemy's air defense system?!

Unforgivable!

Quick, recruit more newcomers to write cultivation novels and show those guys what the Chinese Immortal Friends Association can do.

What, you're losing faith already?!

Wait, let's get down to business first.

This time, the American Divide-and-Deceive Group has brought along the Little Sun Company and the World's Number One Kimchi Company to provoke our Immortal Friends Association, challenging us to a Four-Way Martial Arts Tournament.

The Little Sun Company has sent three brothers from the Demon Slayer Division. Their skills are Flame Breathing Dance, Beast Breathing, and Thunder Breathing.

Just hearing about them is terrifying!

The promising ones should keep cultivating. We can't let them get hurt in a friendly match like this. Let's see who else is left...

You, your sword energy can only tickle people?

Excellent. You're up.

You can throw a tiny fireball to scare away flies?

Not bad. Try to get a good result.

You have a magic lamp that summons pretty girls?

What kind of nonsense have you been practicing? You're going too!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.