Tomb Raiding: I’m the Big Zombie, Who Dares Raid Me?

Wang Teng transmigrates to a tomb-raiding world, where he becomes a giant zongzi, and there are always fools trying to rob his tomb.

But he has a System, and he beats and torments the tomb raiders time and again!

Zhang Qiling: The coffin is protected by ninety-nine layers of intricate locks. Get even one wrong, and it explodes on the spot!

Chen Yulou: I dug through nine mountains, and now you're telling me this is just a passage to the tomb?

Wu Sansheng: I finally collected all three bronze fish, and he says I'm still ninety short!

Hu Bayi: I suspect there aren't even any Mojin Xiaowei. Fengshui secrets are fake too. Nothing adds up!

Wu Tianzhen: Third Uncle, I'm done with this. I'm going home to take care of the kids!

Congratulations on tormenting the tomb raiders and obtaining an excellent fengshui location. Achievement unlocked: Neighbor of King Lu Shang!

Wang Teng is forced to move every time. One minute he's the neighbor of King Lu Shang, the next he's Queen Jingjue's bestie, Marquis Haihun's classmate, Wang Zanghai's childhood friend, or the Queen Mother of the West's bedmate!

Wang Teng: You despicable tomb raiders are always trying to rob me. I'll never make peace with you!

Tomb raiders: Shameless Wang Teng, you've gone too far! Do you own every ancient tomb in the world?

A game of wits between ultimate powers, a chess match among immortals, the secret to eternal life at the highest level of existence. In this dark forest, whoever shows their face gets attacked!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.