Uh-Oh, My System Isn't Quite Proper

In the morgue, Hu Bo studies the victim's stunning face, carefully analyzing every trace he can observe.

To find the killer, he tops up his account and activates the System to draw a skill...

With a ding, the System announces, "Congratulations, you have drawn a Grandmaster-level bedroom art skill..."

On a deserted island, Hu Bo is surrounded by pirates. To escape, he tops up his account and activates the System to draw a skill...

With a ding, the System announces, "Congratulations, you have drawn a Master-level singing skill..."

Damn, this lousy System has never once been serious.

Just thinking about it makes me want to cry. Doing it is damn exhausting.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.