Siheyuan: I, the Old Scumbag, Will Attack the Whole Courtyard.

Traveling through the courtyard house in May 1999, he became Jia Dongxu's second uncle, an old scumbag who lived on the streets and got drunk five times a day without a wife. Fortunately, there is a critical hit system. As long as you critically hit the bad guy, you can get rewards. Yi Zhonghai kidnapped his moral character and acted like a hooligan? A critical hit on the head will reward the fitter skill. Is Jia and Zhang cheating? Critically attack the old shrew, and the reward will be 10,000 in cash. Deaf old lady wants to smash glass? Crazy electric crit will reward you with a ton of pork. Qin Huairu is angry with me? A critical hit on the show bed will reward you with gold bars. *Agent doing sabotage? A critical hit is required and a jeep is rewarded. I need a critical hit on the battlefield? It is your duty to attack the bad guys and become a battle hero. Beauties love heroes, Chen Xueru, Mu Chunhua, Bai Manning, Tian Dan, etc. All fell in love with her. In this era of alternation between the old and the new, as an old scumbag, with the help of the critical strike system, he can explode animals and beasts, hit critical strikes all the way, and have fun all the way! —— This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.